
Goldie’s Glitter Paper
Fall 2026
Issue 002
~ Real Gossip ~
Fictional Worlds
Apparently, giving a pixie her own newspaper has consequences.
Against all reasonable expectations concerning pixie attention spans, Goldie has returned with Issue 002 of Goldie’s Glitter Paper. I thought her first issue might satisfy her journalistic ambitions. Instead, she has acquired correspondents, expanded her investigations, and started correcting my editorial notes in purple ink.
I may have created a problem.
This time, Goldie has embraced autumn, Halloween, and Samhain with her usual complete lack of restraint. She’s reporting on the latest developments surrounding Bane of Dark Gods, interrogating Raor about his questionable behavior at Atheneum, and following new leads in the search for Riasg. She’s also consulted actual witches about Halloween, investigated Marsh Stranglers and carnivorous pond plants, and gathered troubling evidence that my newest Cairn Terrier, Faelin, might actually be a Water Wolf.
Naturally, there’s time for Maple Butter Tart Tea, carrot cake scones, fae gossip, Samhain forecasts, reader letters, questionable travel advice, and classifieds of varying legitimacy.
There are also whispers that certain endings may not have been quite as final as previously advertised.
I have no comment.
Goldie, unfortunately, has several.
So pour yourself something warm, settle into a comfortable chair, and enjoy the latest dispatches from worlds where magic is dangerous, curiosity is rarely rewarded, and journalistic ethics are apparently optional.
Just don’t accept any mysterious beverages from the fae.
Goldie says you should ask what’s in them first.
I say don’t drink them.
Raor Survives Latest Attempt to Kill Him
Goldie reports on Raor and his recent adventures in Bane of Dark Gods.
New Household Resident Almost Certainly Not a Dog
The newest member of the household has arrived! He is very… unexpected.
Water Mage Causes Unexplained Stampede
An unexpected development resulted in over 5000 readers being exposed to a water elemental.
Goldie’s Tiny Wisdom
Goldie shares three breathtaking pieces of pixie wisdom. Use with caution.
Goldie Questions Raor Gaiallard
With the help of questions from readers, Goldie questions Raor Gaiallard. It doesn’t go that badly.
Your Forecasts
With longer nights and Samhain in the air, forecasts call for some things unexpected.
Marsh Strangler Sightings Increase
This issue’s mythical creature lives in the misty lands of Solenum. Why are we visiting so many bogs?? Faelin. right…
Mortals Reminded that Some Futures are Chosen
Goldie inspected a near future world of chaos. She recommends not following its path.
The Search for Riasg
Bramble submits a field report on the search for Riasg. Goldie has opinions.
Humans Dress Like Witches. Goldie Consults Actual Ones.
Goldie is unimpressed with modern Samhain, which leads to some magical spell testing…
The Carnivorous Pond Plant of the Black Marsh
This issue, Goldie investigates a carnivorous plant growing in a dark, magic nullifying marsh. What could go wrong?
Maple Butter Tart Tea
Elphame honey in tea form? Could it be? Goldie may have found a new love.
Current destinations requiring reconsideration:
Book worlds hold many dangers. Where is it safe to adventure? Well, Goldie has an opinion!
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
Goldie receives questions and writes a response… or a sort.
Rumors, Gossip, and Absolutely the Truth
News comes in all forms and sometimes the quietest brings the most shocking!
CLASSIFIEDS
Need spell components? To hire a hero? Or maybe a magical cloak? Come check the classified!
















