Goldie’s Glitter Paper

Issue 002
🎃 GOLDIE'S HALLOWEEN SPECIAL

Humans Dress Like Witches. Goldie Consults Actual Ones.

Results are currently under review.

I have recently learned that humans celebrate something called Halloween.

Apparently this involves dressing as witches, ghosts, fae, and other perfectly ordinary beings before wandering from house to house demanding sweets. I approve of the sweets. The rest requires investigation.

Fortunately, I know two witches.

Unfortunately, they have both specifically asked me not to touch their spellbooks.

Fortunately, neither is currently here, so I borrowed one or a dozen.

Editor’s Note: “Borrowed” is being used very generously.

Amanda & Celeste’s Spell for Finding Something Lost

You will need:

  • Three drops of morning dew collected from a fairy ring
  • One silver thread
  • A pinch of dried moonflower
  • One feather willingly given by a raven
  • A candle burned for exactly thirteen minutes
  • One properly inscribed Finding rune

Except I continued reading. It isn’t meant to find lost earrings. Or keys. Or that jar of honey I KNOW I left somewhere.

It finds broken runes… Broken runes? Runes don’t break. I checked.

Apparently these did. Worse, the spell doesn’t bring them back. It merely points toward one so someone can go find it.

This seems like a lot of unnecessary walking.

Goldie Improves the Spell

Obviously, instead of finding the broken runes… we should make the broken runes find us. For this, I recommend a Protection rune.

Yes, Protection. Stay with me.

Normally, this rune means: You are safe, or making someone else safe. Your light is a shield.

Very useful. But we don’t want to keep something safely inside.

We want all those scattered pieces safely back where they belong.

So… turn it upside down.

Editor’s Note: This is not how rune magic works.

It might be. Magic listens to intention. Probably.

🧚 Goldie’s Improved Broken-Rune Magnet

Place the Protection rune upside down beside the tracking charm. Think very firmly about all the lost pieces coming home. Add glitter.

Wait.

IMPORTANT: I have not tested this yet.

Amanda says I am not allowed to test this. Celeste has taken away the silver dagger.

Further research is temporarily delayed.

RUNE OF THE MONTH: PROTECTIONLight Fae Rune of Protection

  • Upright: You are safe, or making someone else safe. Your light is a shield.
  • Reversed: Overprotection becomes a prison. Trust must bloom.
  • Merkstave: Your defense invites attack. A false sense of safety clouds judgment.

Goldie’s Interpretation:
Excellent rune. Very versatile. Apparently not a magnet.

Probably.

Which Rune Matches Your Soul?

Protection is only one of the Light and Dark Fae runes.

Perhaps yours is waiting to find you.

→ Discover Your Rune

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