Welcome, brave reader, to the most serious quiz you’ll ever take. (Just kidding. It’s complete nonsense.)
In honor of April Fools’ Day, I’ve taken the liberty of butchering the blurbs of my books—twisting plotlines, exaggerating tropes, and generally causing literary mischief. Your mission? Match the “bad” book descriptions to the actual stories they belong to.
Sound easy? It’s not. But don’t worry—guessing is encouraged, laughter is mandatory, and if you manage to get all the answers right, you win a prize!
🎁 Win a Free Ebook!
Score a perfect result and you’ll get to choose any of my ebooks for free. Just download your winner ribbon at the end of the quiz and email it to me (details included at the end). Pixie-approved proof of victory!
So sharpen your wits, channel your inner chaos gremlin, and scroll down to begin. The books won’t guess themselves—but they might tease you along the way.
Results
🎉 Congratulations! 🎉
You’ve officially earned the title of:
✨ Supreme Book Fool ✨
(In the best possible way)
Your judgment is questionable. Your reading choices? Even worse. And yet… we adore you. 💕
Download the ribbon below and email it to Autumn and Jesper along with YOUR CHOICE of one of their ebooks as a freebie!
🏅 Awarded by the Department of Fictional Foolery, in association with Goldie’s Office of Magical Mischief.
Wear it with pride. (And maybe a little glitter.)
Didn’t pass? Classic pixie sabotage.
Might be time to brush up on your magical lore… maybe starting with a book or two?
#1. Which of my books got rebranded by chaotic pixies to fit “A guy goes home for a family visit and accidentally starts a civil war?”
#2. Guess which tale got this totally accurate rewrite? “A scholar quits grad school and promptly gets dragged into divine drama, cults, and light emotional trauma.”
#3. Which story does this… questionable summary belong to? “A blind elf is told she’s special, but first, she has to prove she won’t immediately die.”
#4. Which fantasy chaos-fest is hiding behind this snarky blurb? “Saving Europe one catastrophic decision at a time.”
#5. This sounds fake, but it’s one of mine. Which one? “Potion-making was all fun and games until the explosions started.”
#6. Whose plot got sparkled beyond recognition? When your to-do list includes “fix death,” “lead the cursed,” and “avoid your ex.”
#7. Who let Goldie near the book summaries again? Guess the real title: “A teenage girl agrees to pay her family’s taxes by becoming a glorified mail carrier—with a death wish.”
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